A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

#2.  First Grade Teacher...

Not really knowing what a Cowboys fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cowboys fan" he reports.

"Then," asks the teacher," What are you?"

"I'm a Giants fan," boasts the little boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he is a Giants fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Giants fans, so I'm a Giants fan too," he responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Johnny smiles and says,

"Then I'd be a Cowboys fan."

Thanks and hope you enjoyed the joke.  Nothing personal but it might stir some emotions!   Just a joke!  Hope no Cowboy fans are offended.

Touchdown Tim